lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

joshpeck:

this is the single greatest thing i have watched in my existence

shaman-music:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

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DAPHNE WHO THE FUCK U THINK U FOOLIN 

fred finna tear it up in the basement

chardonnaymami:

stand-by-me:

Someone let me know when they find my jaw on the ground

Fml

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

realitytvgifs:

I love this new update

realitytvgifs:

I love this new update

scottish:

thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

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thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

ruinedchildhood:

 pussy game unstoppable

alexandranikole:

twerknugget:

i feel so bad and then the end

"Okay"

kyoryu-navy:

mybine:

lgchinadragon:

Guys Do You Realize that when this kid grows up he’s going to see these

yeah cuz the future king has nothing better to do than waste his life on this shithole of a website

You really think this website will be here in 10 or 11 years?

ainoa-maija:

So majestic

churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

laughtime:

every morning

laughtime:

every morning